Monday, December 25, 2006

Godfather of Soul James Brown Dies

This Christmas the entire world will mourn the passing of a music/cultural icon, the Godfather of Soul James Brown. He was the hardest working man in showbiz and the ultimate hard-partying performer.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Average Homeboy is Average

There are several of these monstrosities, however, this particular video is noted as the first. This accreditation is certainly correlative to the 'viral' video metaphor. Sickness.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Pauly Shore: That's Your Face

So Pauly Shore, apparently, possesses such an incredible degree of unpopularity, he must follow an intense, rigorous process to achieve the headlines associated with a temporary fame he once enjoyed (Thank you BIODOME). This process is divergent from paths chosen by other comedians as neither humor or racism are involved. Pauly Shore's method involves the act of paying someone to punch you in the face on stage, while the audience revels in your misrepresented misfortune. Pauly, baby, I would have done it for free.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Soy: One Healthy Devil

In today's world climate, there is virtually no limit to the torrent of verbal diarrhea espoused by radicals and extremists. There is no apparent saturation point at which the people of the world will finally close their ears and refuse to listen or accept any further nonsense. My position (and desire) is to mock these goons with their own words. Please join me...

Published in the WorldNetDaily, this "article", by James Rutz of MegaShift Ministries, reads:
"There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. ...

"The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore. ...

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them."

There you have it... Soy is gay. Thanks for the info.
P.S. image is Jerry Falwell in his new morning TV show debut.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Alien Mutants Invade Planet

Flesh-eating, mutants from outer space have invaded the planet Earth. Drawing from a deep well of sheer auditory assault, GWAR has come to destroy all humans. The group has proclaimed nothing will be left in their wake. Photos are inadequate at best to describe their horror. Your hopes of life and escape lay barron.
--massder from the sidekick3

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Don't Hassle Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff, undisputed entertainment legend, just refuses to fall short of the mark. Hasselhoff delivers in this, the greatest music video/work ever composed. Robbie Williams your powers are meaningless next to the awesome might Hoff wields with grace and ease. Bonus points for including KITT in this misadventure.