Showing posts with label ridiculous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ridiculous. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Soy: One Healthy Devil


In today's world climate, there is virtually no limit to the torrent of verbal diarrhea espoused by radicals and extremists. There is no apparent saturation point at which the people of the world will finally close their ears and refuse to listen or accept any further nonsense. My position (and desire) is to mock these goons with their own words. Please join me...

Published in the WorldNetDaily, this "article", by James Rutz of MegaShift Ministries, reads:
"There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. ...

"The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore. ...

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them."

There you have it... Soy is gay. Thanks for the info.
P.S. image is Jerry Falwell in his new morning TV show debut.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Legal Mustache


In a lifetime, there are perhaps a limited number of "dare to be great" situations. This individual has taken fate into his own hands and dared to be ridiculous. Whether for reasons of insanity or mockery, the end result is the same pure, undiluted hilarity.