Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Fun-eral for a Friend

Sadly, the phallic marvel that is the AquaPets Dora the Explorer has been removed from mighty Amazon. Suffering a fatal influx of mockery and assault, even the best of intentions could not gain escape velocity from the ensuing shame spiral. The true believer, the devotee, can still purchase SpongeBob and several friends in 'aquatic' form.
Seems you were just marked, then as the autumnal foliage, you were transfigured and disappeared. Marked for Deletion strikes again.

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